Inquiring Minds

To answer the inquiring minds that want to know how I took care of the bathroom problem… You people sure are nosy!!! ha ha ha Just kidding!! Well actually I’m not kidding, you are nosy, but I started it, so…

I decided that if I can be quick, I’m just going to do what I’ve got to do. How ridiculous is it for me to have to go to the bathroom and not go. It sounds like a child or something. And we all know I’m about as far from childish as you can get. Like duh?

Without being too graphic… I went in there and did what I had to do as quickly as I could. Then, as I was flushing, I sprayed some spray. That way, you couldn’t hear me in there spraying around over the sound of the flushing. Sneaky, right?

And have a mentioned that there’s several signs in the bathroom with a volcano picture on them asking people not to flush their “items”. Do what? Is this neccessary? And it looks like they were printed off a dot matrix printer. I mean, these suckers are old.

There's also a hand written sticky note posted in the stall saying that you need to hold down the handle to make sure it flushes. These are not high capacity toilets like at the pokey. Inmates flushed sheets down those things and they just went on their way. These things will barely carry away 2 sheets of toilet paper. That was another reason for my bathroom concern. I didn’t know how much these things could handle.

So, I feel at peace with using the bathroom here. And I somehow got to talking about the bathroom with someone here and how I like bathroom privacy and they mentioned that I should go downstairs. It’s like I have permission now, it was suggested by someone else. So next time, I may jog on down the stairs and use the basement bathroom.

And as a side note: the modem is not connected to the mainframe