~The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom. ~
~I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relived when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid. ~
~A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.~
~I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relived when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid. ~
~A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.~
1 comment:
Those aren't just random....they're hillariously true!!!!! The third one reminds me of your hubby!
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