Me, Only Thinner

I am trying to watch what I eat. This just started Monday, so it’s not really a New Years resolution. See, I’m not a sheep!!! I waited til a few days into the New Year before I started.

I started walking on Monday and then it rained on Tuesday. What’s up with that? I guess God thinks it’s more important for the world to have rain than for me to be skinny. And he is right. But I did get on the elliptical thingy in the basement. Yea for me!! That thing is so boring, just riding along and staring at my stand up freezer (I say riding, but it’s supposed to be like gliding. It’s just hard for me to say gliding what with my knees crackling as I go.). And then I look to the right at the shelf of non-perishables and see Chef Boyardee staring back at me. Quit looking at me Chef. I don’t even like ravioli that much!!! And there’s also some Jiffy chocolate muffin mix. Those things are so good. You can’t beat a chocolate muffin with chocolate chips. Dang!!! This is torture. Maybe next time I will ride a stationary bike and put a big screen TV right in front of me with fast food commercials playing the entire time. Oh my word, I am now starving. Good thing it’s lunch time!!!